Egg hides in bathrooms, dreams of deodorant theft, has unspeakable erotic nightmares. He smokes weed, but shouldn't. He can't stop sweating. He might make a friend.
Whatnot NYC is a bunch of artists, designers, and anklebiters who think the world would be better with more strange stuff in it. If you have questions or feelings you yearn to express email Sam: firstname.lastname@example.org